EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle VS. Cadillac One.


There is a lot of speculation circulating on the internets about the new Presidential Ride, aka Cadillac One (shown above). For obvious security reasons, none of these features can ever really be confirmed, but some research on our behalf reveals that there is a consensus amongst several respected tech sites about Cadillac One. Of course, the true test of any security automobile, is how it stands up to the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle. For those of you who may have never heard of the EM-50, the pinnacle of American military innovation and covert recreational engineering, I demand you add the military documentary Stripes (starring Bill Murray) to your Netflix queue, have it mailed to you, go to your mailbox, open red envelope, insert disc, watch, and then return to this article. Go ahead…I’ll wait.

For those of you who are more cultured and educated on American history, read on after the jump and compare the features of Cadillac One to the GMC’s EM-50.


For me its to close to call. Maybe if Cadillac One had an emergency Bill Murray system that deploys automatically when needed; or even just a Bill Murray DVD collection it would be no contest, but in all likely hood it doesn’t, and that may be Cadillac One’s only weakness.

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5 Responses to “EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle VS. Cadillac One.”

  1. Nonchalant Misfit on February 4th, 2009 at 10:00 am

    Stripes is one of the greatest movies of all time

  2. Patrick on July 23rd, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    The GMC TopKick is what Ironhide transforms out of! How dare you not recognize!

  3. Jeff on February 2nd, 2011 at 10:19 am

    Transformer’s geeks! Maybe you should join your D&D buddies and dream of ways to outsmart Pillowpants and Listerfiend. The EM50 rules!

    One thing though, I am almost positive it had an 8 track not a cassette.

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