There is a lot of speculation circulating on the internets about the new Presidential Ride, aka Cadillac One (shown above). For obvious security reasons, none of these features can ever really be confirmed, but some research on our behalf reveals that there is a consensus amongst several respected tech sites about Cadillac One. Of course, the true test of any security automobile, is how it stands up to the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle. For those of you who may have never heard of the EM-50, the pinnacle of American military innovation and covert recreational engineering, I demand you add the military documentary Stripes (starring Bill Murray) to your Netflix queue, have it mailed to you, go to your mailbox, open red envelope, insert disc, watch, and then return to this article. Go ahead…I’ll wait.
For those of you who are more cultured and educated on American history, read on after the jump and compare the features of Cadillac One to the GMC’s EM-50.
For me its to close to call. Maybe if Cadillac One had an emergency Bill Murray system that deploys automatically when needed; or even just a Bill Murray DVD collection it would be no contest, but in all likely hood it doesn’t, and that may be Cadillac One’s only weakness.